What Are These?

"What Are These?"*

*A man and his young son are in the drugstore
when the son sees the shelf of rubbers and
asks his father what they are. The dad replies,
"Well son, those are condoms and they're for
protection when you're having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks
why it has three in it. The dad replies, "Those are
for high school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six pieces and asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college
men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack and asks the same question.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March...."
Received on Mon May 25 01:05:46 2009