Bingo

"Bingo"*

*A guy had a very attractive wife, who was
always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he
was not too well off. One day his wife came
home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a Mercedes
Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where
I get my things! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card."
Received on Tue May 19 08:49:43 2009