Bad Driver?

"Beware Of Gossip"*

*Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's
morals, recently accused George, a local man, of
being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck
parked outside the town's only bar.

George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing.

Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front
of her house and left it there all night.

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"Bad Driver?"*

*A grizzled old man was eating in a Bakersfield, CA
truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old fellow, pushed his
cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a
seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spit into
his coffee and took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over
his plate, and then he took a seat at the counter
with buddies . . .

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid
his bill and left the diner. One of the bikers said to
the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

Shaking her head, she replied, "No . . . not much of
a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over
three motorcycles."
Received on Tue May 19 08:48:43 2009