Moo Juice

"Moo Juice"

A guy from a city once went to go see his old
collage pal who lived on a farm. One morning
the city slicker got up early and decided to fix
breakfast for his friends family.

By the time he got from the pasture to the hose
his friend was up so the guy from the city decided
to show his friend what he got. When he walked
into the kitchen the farmer looked at him. The city
guy's face was covered in a white liquid and he
had a bucket full of this white stuff.

The city guy said, "I milked the cow for you this morning."

The farmer replied, "I don't have a cow. I have a bull!"
Received on Mon May 18 07:09:31 2009