Blonde Nurse

"Blonde Nurse"*

*I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram.
While the technician was lining up her machine, I
told her I have a dextrocardia.

"What's that?" she asked.

"It means my heart is on the right side of my chest
rather than on the left," I answered. "You should
set up your machine to accommodate that."

As she attached the wires, she asked casually, "Tell
me, have you had that for long?"

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"Blonde Waitress"*

*My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe
in Huntington Beach, CA.

Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl: athletic
with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the
menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare.

The waitress gave us a long blank look, and then
replied, "Well, no. We have it, like, just about every day."
Received on Mon May 18 07:08:18 2009