Blonde's Dogs

"Blonde's Dogs"*

*A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs.

She asked, "What are their names?"

The blonde replied, "That one is Rolex, and that one is Timex."

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Helllooo?" said the blonde. "They're watch dogs..."

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"Blonde Execution"*

*Three women are about to be executed. One's
a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ...
Aim! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!"

Everyone is startled and looks around as the brunette escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ...
Aim! ..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!"

Once again, everyone is startled and looks around,
while the redhead silently slips away.

By now the blonde has it all figured out, and the guard
brings her forward. The executioner asks if she has
any last requests, she says no and the executioner
shouts, "Ready! ... Aim! ..."

and the blonde yells, "FIRE!"
Received on Wed May 20 06:38:24 2009