Dear Sir

"Dear Sir"*

*The husband finally got wise to the fact that his
wife was less than faithful. He hired a private
investigator to follow her, and in less than a
week, had all the information that he needed
on the "other man".

The husband convinced himself that his marriage
would still be a loving and trustworthy one had
this S.O.B. not come into the picture. Being a
man of 21st century and all, he decided to handle
the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated
and business- like manner.

He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:

Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that for some
time now you have been carrying on an affair with
my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an
intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM next Friday.

The "other man" was highly amused by the husband's
formal manner and sent the following reply:

Dear Sir,
I have received a copy of the your mass mailing this
morning. You may be advised that I will attend the
scheduled conference in your office's auditorium.
Received on Fri May 15 07:05:38 2009