Become A Rebel At The Barber Shop

"At The Barber"*
*{From the archives}

The customer settled himself and let the barber
put he towel around him. Then he told the barber,
"Before we start, I know the election outcome is
shocking. I don't care who wins, and I'm not into
gambling on fights or horses. I know I'm getting
thin on top, but I don't mind. Now get on with it."

"Well, sir, if you don't mind," said the barber, "I'll
be able to concentrate much better if you don't talk so much!"

*************************************************

"Become A Rebel At The Barber Shop"*

*A man entered a barber shop and said, "I am tired
of looking like everyone else! I want a change!
Part my hair from ear to ear!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!" said the man.

The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.

Three hours passed and the man reentered the
shop. "Put it back the way it was," he said.

"What's the matter?" asked the barber. "Are you
tired of being a nonconformist already?"

"No," he replied, "I'm tired of people whispering in my nose!"
Received on Fri May 15 07:02:45 2009