How Men Get Into The Right Line In Heaven

"How Men Get Into The Right Line In Heaven"*

*A new group of male applicants had just arrived
in heaven. Peter looked them over and ordered,
"All men who were henpecked on earth, please
step to the left; all those who were bosses in
their own homes, step to the right."

The line quickly formed on the left. Only one man
stepped to the right.

Peter looked at the frail little man standing by
himself and inquired, "What makes you think you
belong on this side?"

Without hesitation the meek little man explained,
"Because this is where my wife told me to stand."

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"Frank's Loving Wife"*

*Frank came into his wife's room one day. "If
I were, say, disfigured, would you still love
me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly,
filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't
fulfill my marital obligations to you any more?"
he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she
told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?"
Frank went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any
more. Would you still love me then?"

The woman looked over at her husband's worried
face. "Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured
him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."
Received on Sat May 16 06:21:20 2009