Beware The Ideas Of March

"Beware The Ideas Of March"*

*CAESAR: Et tu, Brute!

Then fall, Caesar.

(Dies)

CINNA: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.

(And so free Internet was born)...

CASSIUS: Some to the common pulpits, and
cry out 'Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!'

(And so Little Ceasar's chain went global)

BRUTUS: People and senators, be not affrighted;
Fly not; stand stiff: ambition's debt is paid.

(And thus the investors made out like bandits on their investment.)

CASCA: Go to the pulpit, Brutus.

(And thus the merchandising begins.)

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"Osama's Message"*
*{from the archives}
 
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain
a single line of coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA,
and then to NASA.

Eventually they asked India's CBI for help.

Within a minute, CBI called the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
Received on Sun Mar 15 08:26:35 2009