Boat Ride

"Boat Ride"

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the
end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his
face. Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I got to tell you. Yesterday I was out
waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead
came up to me with boobs out to here, Dave. Boobs
out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took
her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It is
either screw or swim!' She could not swim, Dave. She
could not swim!"

After a couple of days Dave walks again into that bar
and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter
with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are
you happy about today John?"

"Well Dave, I have to tell you. Yesterday I was out
waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a beautiful
blond came up to me with breasts out to here, Dave.
Breasts out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your
boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
Therefore, I took her way out, Dave.
Way out much further than the last one.
I turned off the key and I said, 'It is either screw or swim!'
She could not swim, Dave! She could not swim!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees
John down there crying over a beer. Dave says, "John,
what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I got to tell you. Yesterday I was out waxing
my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable
brunette came up to me with breasts WAY out to here,
Dave. Boobs WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride
in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out. Much
further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked
at her boobs and said, "It is either screw or swim!"

She pulled down her pants and ... she had a dick, Dave!
She had this great BIG dick! ... and I cannot swim Dave!
I cannot swim!"
Received on Fri Mar 13 07:24:03 2009