Slow Pumping

"Slow Pumping"*

*A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from
Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for
the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage
holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry,
the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman
performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the Aircraft Commander berated the Airman for
his lack of speed and promised punishment, the Airman responded:

"Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I am
stationed in Thule, and I am pumping crap out of
airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?"

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"Blonde Stewardess"*

*An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new
blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a
stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the
captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew
for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was
missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and
called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in
here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb!"
Received on Fri Mar 13 07:21:49 2009