Hijacker

"Hijacker"

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when
suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an
armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot,
navigator, and a stewardess. He held a gun to the
pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I
am going to spill your brains all over the place."

The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside
and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will
crash right into the sea and you will die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to
the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq
or I am going to spill HIS brains all over the place."

The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun
aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot has a bad
heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being
killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right
into the sea and you will die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then
held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated,
"Take this plane to Iraq or I am going to spill HIS
brains all over the place."

The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside
and said, "I would not do that if I were you. Those other
two guys have no sense of direction. Without me, they
could not find their way out of a paper bag much less
get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will
still crash right into the sea and you will die along with
the rest of us."

The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time
held the gun to the stewardess's head and demanded,
"Take this plane to Iraq or I am going to spill HER brains
all over the place."

No one said a word, but the stewardess leaned over and
whispered something into the hijacker's ear. He turned
beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic.

The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found
cowering behind some crates in the hold, and tied him
up. The pilot then asked the stewardess what she said
that terrified the man so.

"I told him," she replied, "that if he killed me, he would
be the one who would have to give you guys your blow jobs."
Received on Mon Mar 9 07:13:18 2009