Night Job

"Night Job"*

*A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom
factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs.

Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required
some immediate income. The wife suggested that she
could sell herself, but her husband was a little less than
thrilled about the prospect.

However, financial necessities got the best of her, and
she went behind her husband's back to go whoring.

She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and
'fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how
much she made.

"$398.10," she said.

"Who paid ten cents?" he asked.

"Everybody."
Received on Tue Mar 3 08:38:29 2009