Prime Suspects

"Prime Suspects"*

*A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began
questioning a number of the
other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these
workers were considered
prime suspects. They were a motley crew:

-The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

-The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to frame another man one
time.

-The glazier went to great panes to conceal his past.
He still claims that he didn't do anything, that he was framed.

-The painter had a brush with the law several years ago.

-The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor was known to
pack heat.
He was arrested once but duct the charges.

-The mason was suspect because he gets stoned regularly.

-The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.

The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter,
who subsequently confessed. The evidence
against him was irrefutable, because it was found
that the workman, when he died, was hammered.

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"Chinese Groaner"*

*A Chinese man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc, you have to help me. Lately, I have
been feeling very Chinese. I like rice, and my
face looks Chinese, and I even think in Mandarin! Can you help?"

The doctor says, "Well, hold on to my finger.
Now spin around seventeen times very fast."

The Chinese man does so and falls on the floor.

"Doctor," he says, "It didn't work. I still feel Chinese."

"True," says the doctor, "But now you have been disoriented!"
Received on Thu Jun 18 07:05:50 2009