Nurse Jenny

"Nurse Jenny"*

*Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a
patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She
gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
hours. She tried to give him 24 en-emas in one hour!
The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from
down the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I
just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
Received on Thu Jun 18 07:08:23 2009