Drunk Irish Blonde

"Drunk Irish Blonde"*

*An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived
at the casino in Monte Carlo. She seemed a
little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand
Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and
down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked
up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

Moral Of The Story:
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb.
Received on Wed Jun 17 06:08:40 2009