Flu Treatment

"Medical News"*

*A little known fact....

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that their
brain could be also important ..

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"Flu Treatment"

What is the difference between
Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For Bird flu you need tweetment.

and for Swine flu you need oinkment.

Otherwise, no difference!

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"My Yearly Exam"*

*Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh? she asks.

"135 lbs" I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 4", I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in
here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
Received on Tue Jun 16 09:42:20 2009