Tell The Truth

"Tell The Truth"*

*A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy
some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store
only to find it closed. He goes into a nearby bar
to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts
talking to her. They have a couple of beers and
one thing leads to another and they end up in
her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and
says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him
some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on
his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she
is pretty upset. "Where the hell have you been?!?!"

"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like
you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the
bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great
looking chick there and we had a few drinks and
one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and...
"You damn liar! You went bowling again!!!"
Received on Mon Jun 15 07:59:02 2009