Signs it's Monday

"Mother's Milk"*

*Office Memo:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic
container that was in the refrigerator yesterday,
please do NOT own up to it.

I would find it forever after difficult to meet your
gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a
discussion about java applets or brand identity.

Just be aware that *that *milk was EXPRESSLY for
my baby, if you get my drift. I will label these
things from now on, but if you found your coffee
tasted just a little bit unusual this morning, you
might think about calling your mom and telling
her you love her."

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"Signs it's Monday"*

*10. Yesterday was Tuesday and tomorrow is
Sunday... at least that is what you are thinking.

9. The President looks hungover as he issues
his weekly apology to the nation.

8. Another knee-slapping cartoon of that darn
Garfield saying, "I hate Monday!"

7. You're happy to go to work in order to get some rest.

6. In your current opinion five days is a long time.

5. You break down into a sobbing mess on the
floor because there was no coffee left in the
pot when you got to work.

4. You are half way to work before you realize
you have been listening to "Rev. Carl's Bible
Hour" on your car radio.

3. You've already planned several thousand
ways to avoid actually doing work until Friday.

2. Husband begins warming up TV for Monday
Night Football at 6 A.M. and carefully positioning
snacks at strategic locations around the living room.

1. The solid rain for the past two days has stopped,
leaving a beautiful, sunny day.
Received on Mon Jun 15 07:58:17 2009