The Birthday Wish

"The Birthday Wish"*

*A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again,"she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up,
made her a nice Big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took
her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on
every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving
husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see
the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with
a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like
being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

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"Mirror Mirror On The Wall"*
*
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where,
in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If
one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth,
one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie,
*POOF* one is instantly swallowed up by the mirror,
never to be seen again.
 
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the
Ladies Room, stands before the mirror and says,
"I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
 
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
 
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the
mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!"

*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
 
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in,
stands before the mirror and says, "I think..."

*POOF*
Received on Tue Jan 20 08:00:10 2009