The World According To Men

"The World According To Men"*

*Every BJ you give, adds one month to your life.

If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five
porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.

Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten
minutes on the treadmill.

Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

Intercourse prevents divorce.

Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases
the number of brain cells.

Sex eliminates headaches.

Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt
make thy man hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.

Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with
you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
Received on Wed Jan 21 00:18:04 2009