Typing Emails

"Typing Emails"*

*At work, my dad noticed that the name of an
employee was the same as an old friend. He
found the man's e-mail address in the company
directory and sent him a message.

When Dad received a reply, he was insulted
and fired back another e-mail:

"I have put on some weight, but I didn't realize
it was that noticeable!"

His friend's hastily typed message, with an
apparent typo, had read:

"Hi, Ron. I didn't know you worked here, but I did
see a gut that looked like you in the cafeteria."

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"Wishing Genie"*

*A man was sitting alone in his office one night
when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.

"And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh?
How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't
had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie
said, "but your second wish was for me to put
everything back the way it was before you made
your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing,
because everything is the way it was before
you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."

"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but
what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and
disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"
Received on Mon Jan 19 08:03:05 2009