If Men And Women Swapped Genitals - Part II

"If Men And Women Swapped Genitals"
Part II*

*Top 10 things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a BJ.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to
how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it
feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light
refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the
ruler situated next to his member which causes two
inches to be added to the final measurement.

And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...

1. Repeat number 9.
Received on Sat Jan 3 18:33:37 2009