Elementary

"Elementary"*

*Sherlock Holmes' gardener told Doctor Watson that
there was a doubtful looking schoolgirl in Holmes'
bedroom. Watson heard strange muffled sounds
coming from the bedroom and, fearing that Holmes
was danger, broke down the door to find Holmes
and the girl indulging in a 69.

"Good G~d Holmes!" said Watson, "What kind of
a schoolgirl is this?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary."
Received on Fri Feb 27 08:06:30 2009