You Might Be Po' White Trash If...

"You Might Be Po' White Trash If"*

** You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

* You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

* Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a
bath."

* You have ever given a rattrap as a gift.

* Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

* You keep a can of RAID on your dining room table.

* You have totaled every car you have ever owned.

* You ever got too drunk to fish.

* Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."

* The dog cannot watch you eat without gagging.

* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

* You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.

* You have ever financed a tattoo.

* You have ever bought a used hat.

* You have ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

* You are considered an expert on worm beds.

* Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

* "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.

* You spit chewing tobacco in house plants.

* Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.

* The Salvation Army refused your mattress.
Received on Sat Feb 28 07:07:19 2009