The Whole Story

"The Whole Story"*

*Little George watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed
the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little George found this so exciting that he could not
contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ...

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "George, this
is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest
of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little George to tell his story.

George started his story, "I was at the playground and
I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Received on Thu Feb 26 07:47:31 2009