Working Blonde

"Blonde Q & A"*

*Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant?
She couldn't figure out how to refill the air hand dryer!

Hear about the blonde who tried playing water polo?
She drowned her horse!

What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever!

How can you tell a blonde from an ape?
The ape peels the banana before eating it....

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked into the bathroom?
She was in there so long she peed her pants.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
It said concentrate.

What do you call a blonde in San Francisco?
A man.

'Small words please, I'm blonde'

Q. There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette in 6th grade... Which
one had the biggest breasts?
A. The blonde... she was 18.

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"Working Blonde"*

*A blonde got a job with the Public Works Department.
She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road.
The supervisor told her that she was on probation and
that she must stay at or above the set average of 2
miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to
the conditions and starts right away. The supervisor,
checking up at the end of the day, found the blonde had
completed 4 miles on her first day, double the average!!

"Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out."

The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that
the blonde only accomplished 2 miles. The supervisor
thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't
want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."

The third day however the blonde only did one mile and
the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse."

The boss pulled the new employee in and says, "You were
doing so great. The first day you did 4 miles, the
second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one
mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment
failure? What's keeping you from meeting the 2 mile minimum?"

The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting
farther and farther away from the bucket."
Received on Thu Feb 26 07:45:51 2009