Ranking

"Ranking"*

*The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant who was just obviously enjoying
himself. He came swishing down the aisle and said to
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one
woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a
Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up!"
Received on Mon Feb 16 01:12:27 2009