Organic Vegetables

"The Blonde And The Olive"*

*A blonde was hunched over the bar, toothpick in
hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink.

A dozen times the olive eluded her. Finally, another
patron, who had been watching intently from the
next stool, became exasperated and grabbed the toothpick.

"Here, this is how you do it." he said, as he easily skewered the olive.

"Big Deal," muttered the blonde. "I already had
him so tired out, he couldn't get away."

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"Organic Vegetables"*

*The other day I was preparing another one of my gourmet meals.

I asked my wife to go over to the local market and
buy some organic vegetables for the evening meal.

She came back rather upset.

I asked her what happened and she replied, "That
produce guy is a real jerk. He must think I'm blonde or something!"

"But you are blonde," I reminded her.

"Not that way. He thought I was stupid or something.
I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn't find
any.
So I asked him where the organic vegetables were.

He didn't seem to understand so I said, 'These vegetables are for my
husband.
Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'

The produce guy looked at me and said, 'No, ma'am.
You'll have to do that yourself.'
Received on Mon Feb 16 01:11:43 2009