Kindergarten Mom

"Kindergarten Mom"*

*"I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small
private school. My seven year old son also attends
there. One morning during the first week of school,
my son ran up and gave me a big hug and kiss.

One of the new Kindergarten students witnessed
this and she asked me:

"Is that your son?"

I answered, "yes."

She looked at me with wide-eyed awe and asked:
"Does your son know you're a teacher?"

I laughed for quite a while."

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"Animal Sounds"*

*A group of young children were siting in a circle
with their teacher. She was going around in turn
asking them all questions.

"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"

"It goes moo, miss"

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"

"It goes meow, miss"

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"

"It goes baaa, miss"

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"

"Errr.., it goes.. click!"
Received on Tue Feb 17 08:01:45 2009