The Handy Sign

"The Handy Sign"*

*A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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| Cheese Sandwich: $3.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $5.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,
he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of
the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile,
"Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you
the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am."

The man replies, "Well please wash your hands
because I want a cheese sandwich!"
Received on Sun Dec 13 16:27:38 2009