The Office Happenings

"The Office Happenings"*
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Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to
continue having these meetings, everyday, until
I find out why no work is getting done."
 
Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your
fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
 
A motivational sign at work: The beatings will
continue until morale improves.
 
A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over
a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
 
My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's
because it's unfamiliar territory.
 
My Boss said to me, " What you see as a glass
ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."
 
My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his
mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes
in his brain.

I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work
for myself. My new Boss is an idiot, too ...
but at least I respect him.
 
He's given automobile accident victims new hope
for recovery. He walks, talks and performs
rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.
 
Some people climb the ladder of success.
My Boss walked under it.
 
Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision
of a task force he created to find a solution: " I'm
sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input
would have any effect on my decision for the
outcome of this project!"
 
HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no
computer training. Although that qualifies you for
upper management, it means you're under-qualified
for our entry level positions."
 
Quote from telephone inquiry,"We're only hiring
one summer intern this year and we won't start
interviewing candidates for that position until the
Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
Received on Mon Dec 7 08:24:07 2009