The V Pill

"The V Pill"*

*A man gets his new prescription for the V Pill, and
starts home to get ready for when his wife gets
home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be
home in an hour."

"Perfect," she replies.

The man thinks her agreement is great because
the Doctor told him to take his the V Pill an hour
before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, an
hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife...
She calls him on the cell phone and says, "Traffic i
s terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half."

The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice.

"What should I do?" he asks.

The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste
it. Do you have a housekeeper around?"

"Yes" the man replied.

"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her
instead?" said the Doc.

The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't
need the V Pill with the housekeeper!"
Received on Mon Dec 7 08:22:37 2009