Don't Ignore The Kids

"Pain"*

*In Sunday School, they were teaching how G~d
created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny
what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife."

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"Don't Ignore The Kids"*

*The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock
counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult
customers. Finally he got around to the youngster,
who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb,
where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

"What took you so long, son?" he asked.

"The man waited on everybody in the store before
me," the boy replied. "But I got even."

"How?"

"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was
waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's
going to be a might noisy place at eight o'clock."
Received on Mon Dec 7 08:21:32 2009