Ready!

"Blind Cabbie"*

*After knocking down a woman pedestrian who
was jay-walking, the cabby stopped and helped
the irate lady to her feet.

Refusing his assistance, she yelled,

"You stupid, reckless creature! You must be blind!"

"What do you mean, blind?" snapped the cabdriver,
"I hit you, didn't I?"

************************************************

"Ready!"*

*My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist
and she was supposed to call him when she was
ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a
wrong number, she reported later.

She called, and a man said,

"Hello," to which she cheerfully said,

"Come and get me!"

The man replied,

"Are you sure? This is Mitchell's funeral home."
Received on Thu Apr 30 07:21:59 2009