Gypsy Quilt

"Gypsy Quilt"*

*A young man in the military was stationed in Germany.
One day, on a weekend pass he went to a bazaar and
found an old woman selling quilts. The young man
approached her booth and picked up a quilt. He then
turned to the woman and asked "How much?"

The woman replied, "$25 dollars American, but I must
warn you, the quilt was made by a gypsy and has
magic woven into it."

Paying the woman no mind, he paid for the quilt, and
returned to base.

That night he slept under the quilt and dreamt that
he was extremely wealthy. The next morning mail call
had a surprise letter for him. His wife had played the
lottery and won $65 million dollars.

The next night he slept under the quilt and dreamt
that he had sex with a beautiful woman that he had
seen on the base. The next day, the base doctor
(the woman in question) brings him to her office and
has sex with him on the exam table.

Excitedly, the next night, the man hurried to bed and
dreamt that his penis reached his ankles.

To his horror, he awoke to find his legs had shrunk to
four inches long.
Received on Wed Apr 29 07:12:56 2009