Flying Super Models

"Flying Super Models"*

*Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford
are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when
the captain of the plane announces: "We have just
lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency
crash landing -- assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately the three models start preparing for the
worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts
fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What in the
hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to crash!"

Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers
will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best
looking faces -- which is why I am putting on my make-up."

Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two
beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the
law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout:
"Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your
breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!"

Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane
crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with
big beautiful breasts -- which is why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt
and panties to expose her love triangle."

Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi -- Are you crazy??
Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"

Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact
the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black
box!"
Received on Thu Apr 30 07:27:47 2009