Morning Sex

"Morning Sex"*

*She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Received on Fri Apr 3 07:08:38 2009