Johnny's Mom

"Johnny's Mom"*

*Little Johnny was at school one day, and the
Teacher asked all the children to tell her what
kind of work their parents did.

Johnny replied, "My Mother eats glass."

The Teacher did not know what to make of this,
and asked Johnny to explain.

He said that he heard her at night, in the bedroom, tell Daddy,

"If you put out the light, I'll eat it..
Received on Fri Sep 26 08:05:10 2008