Reasons For Divorce

"Divorce"*
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A man and wife were driving down the interstate,
when the woman suddenly blurted out:
 
"Henry, I want a divorce."
 
The man didn't say anything, but he sped up
from his normal 55 mph to about 70.
 
"And I am taking the kids!" she continued.
 
Again silence, but the car was now speeding up around 80 mph.
 
"I also want the house, the boat and the car." she said.
 
The man still seemed quite calm, but had the car up to over a hundred now.
 
"Well, aren't you going to say anything? Doesn't this bother you? "
 
"No." innocently replied the husband, "I've got the airbag."

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"Reasons For Divorce"*
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A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce
because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator
that read: "I have gone to the bridge club. There'll
be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2."
 
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because
she "beat him whenever he removed onions from his
hamburger without asking for permission."
 
A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for
divorce because his wife "was always nagging him in sign language."
 
A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her
husband because he forced her to "duck under the
dashboard whenever they drove past his girlfriend's house."
 
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband
on the grounds that he "stayed home too much and
was much too affectionate."
Received on Sat Sep 20 09:19:50 2008