Halloween Riddles

"Whoopin the KKK's Butt"*

*Officers were dispatched to an Ohio college
campus last year to break up a fight involving
two group of students, about 35 students total were involved.

A group of black students saw what they thought
were members of a white supremacist organization
parading around the campus. They took offense
and proceeded to yell at them, a fight followed.

It turned out that they were members of a campus
fraternity that were going to a Halloween party
dressed as the Pope and his entourage of Cardinals...

That'll teach people not to wear "evil" costumes on Halloween...

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"Halloween Costume at Office"*

*Everyone at the company where I work
dressed up for Halloween.
One fellow's costume stumped us.

He simply wore slacks and a white T-shirt with
a large 98.6 across the front in glitter.

He was a temp.

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"Halloween Riddles III"*
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What do you call a skeleton who refuses to help around the house?
     Lazybones.
 
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
     A sand-witch.
 
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
     He didn't have a haunting license.

Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
        They're a bunch of no bodies.

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
         Spelling.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
        It's a pain in the neck.

What happened to the monster children who ate all their vegetables?
        They gruesome.

What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his home?
        A grave problem.
Received on Fri Oct 31 07:55:53 2008