Senior's Halloween

"Senior's Halloween"*

*A couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a
long time decided to dress up and go out.

The woman went into her bedroom, stripped
naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
 
When she came out, the man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came
out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tally whacker.

The woman says, you're going out like that?"

And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator!"
Received on Fri Oct 31 07:57:03 2008