Costume

"Costume"*

*A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm
going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big
enough." She brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw
it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
Received on Thu Oct 30 00:19:45 2008