Cow Costume

"Cow Costume"*

*A man and his wife were going to a costume
party at a rural mansion. Just in sight of the
mansion, the car broke down. They decided to walk.

Since the shortest distance was across a
pasture and they were going as a cow, they
decided on the short cut. About halfway across
the pasture, they ran into a bull who became
very "interested." The husband, who was in
the back, said, "What shall we do now?"

The wife, who was in front, said, "I'm going
to put my head down and make believe I'm
eating grass. You had better brace yourself."
Received on Fri Oct 24 03:59:04 2008