Putting Kids to Sleep

"Making Babies"*

*A second grader came home from school and said to
her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned
how to make babies today."

The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried
to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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"Putting Kids to Sleep"*

*After putting her children to bed, a mother changed
into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded
to wash her hair. She put her hair up in a towel.
She then moisturized her face and put a seaweed
mask on, leaving the eyes white circles.

As she heard the children getting more and more
rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

Finally, she threw a towel around her head and
stormed into their room, putting them back to bed
with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old
say with a trembling voice,

"Who was THAT?"
Received on Sat Oct 25 02:24:50 2008