About Siamese

"About Siamese"
Collection Copyright Irene A. Mystery 2008

Sensational
Intelligent
Adorable
Musical
Enchanting
Sweet
Endearing

Siamese leave paw prints on your heart.

My child has paws.

My Siamese cat ate my homework.

Siamese cats rock.

Siamese cats could be aliens.

Cats can't add but they can sure multiply!

I've got Multiple Siamese syndrome and I don't want a cure.

Happiness is my Siamese.

Siamese is my visible soul.

I'm a catnip dealer to my Siamese.

So what if Siamese are spoiled rotten? They are royalty.

My Siamese thinks I'm obedient.

If you don't talk to your Siamese about catnip, who will?

My Siamese cat is in charge. I just pay the bills.

Don't look at me. The Siamese did it!

Got Siamese?

If it's not a Siamese, it's just a cat.

Siamese are people too.

Siamese are love.

At least, my Siamese loves me.

The more men I meet, the more I love my Siamese.

Love me. Love my Siamese.

I am living the Siamese lifestyle.

Siamese aren't my life. They are more important than that.

Missing husband and Siamese. Reward for cat.

My wife told me to choose her or the Siamese. I miss her sometimes.

It's a Siamese thing. You wouldn't understand.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Siamese.

Eat. Suntan under the desk top. Chase a bug or a toy. Siamese life is GOOD.

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Siamese, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,

I used to have money. Now I have a Siamese.

Proud Siamese Mom.

Property of a Siamese.

Certified Siamese Addict.

Siamese rule and dogs drool!

Siamese Feline Valentine. Won't you be mine?

Warning! Men-eating Siamese cat on guard.

My best friend is Siamese.

Siamese got your heart?

It's all about Me, Me, Me-ow!

My Siamese cat has Cattitude!

Have you pet your Siamese today?

Dogs have owners. Siamese have servants.

And on the 8th day, G~d created Siamese.

A spoiled Siamese rules my life.

Siamese never die. They just run out of lives.
Received on Mon May 19 16:15:06 2008