Seduction

"Seduction"

The middle-aged spinster returned to her
apartment with a supply of birth-control pills
she had just purchased at the local pharmacy.

"I don't understand it," said her perplexed
roommate. "In the past three weeks, you have
purchased enough birth-control pills to last
a year, plus vaginal foam, flavored douches
and a diaphragm and I did not even know you
had a boyfriend. Who are you trying to seduce?"

"I should think you could guess," came the reply.

"The druggist, of course!"
Received on Mon May 19 06:35:28 2008