The Sign

"The Sign"

Two prostitutes were riding around town with
a sign on top of their car that said: 'Two Prostitutes
-- $50.00.'

A police officer, seeing the sign, stopped them
and told them they would either have to remove
the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another
car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you
don't stop them?"

"Well, that is a little different," the officer smiled.
"Their sign pertains to religion."

Therefore, the two ladies of the night frowned as
they took their sign down and drove off. The following
day found the same police officer in the area when
he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large
sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch
up with them when he noticed the new sign, which
now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50."
Received on Wed May 21 18:10:09 2008