Child Birth

"Child Birth"

When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion
that she was pregnant, Ann got a little scared.

"It will be my first baby," she confessed with a
blush, "and I do not actually know the first thing
about how babies are delivered."

"Do not worry about a thing," reassured the doctor.
"It is really not all that different from how the baby
got started in the first place."

Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila
shooters and then a ride in Charlie's truck?"
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